Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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