If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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