This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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