The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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