she was so not down for the gang bang
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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