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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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