Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
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Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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