Whats the glycemic index on semen?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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