People in love make me want to vomit
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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