I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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