So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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