Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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