did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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