You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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