Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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