just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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