I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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