i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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