just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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