Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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