Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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