I can't watch pbs sober anymore
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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