It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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