I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she told me i tasted like america
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
