No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I could fuck to npr.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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