I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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