why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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