I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Drunk is not a location!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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