Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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