I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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