I hate your face
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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