In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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