Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(205): View more from Alabama

Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Odds of those being real?

(614): View more from Ohio

One in who gives a fuck

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(650): View more from California

Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.

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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !

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(919): View more from North Carolina

we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best

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(563): View more from Iowa

P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut

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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review

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