Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review