Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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