the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.