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• (949): View more from California

  the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach

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  um or while having sex on a train

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  it was average length and chubby

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  so kinda like him?

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  now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.

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