I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD