why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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