Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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