who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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