alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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