Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I am available for nakedness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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