i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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