try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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