I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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