We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
