the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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