I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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