i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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