I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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