I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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