no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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