Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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