Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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