Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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