New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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