This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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