return my video game
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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