He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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