OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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