they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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