i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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